basedgosh:

true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

image

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day