Bow down to your leader of noodles and unicorns!




Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

(via magic-marshmellow-laser)

but you held on to your pridelike you should’ve held me.

but you held on to your pride
like you should’ve held me.

(Source: hunthurs, via hnngphan)

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit


i want tea to keep me up but it’s 6:20AM and the other people are sleeping